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lincoln

2007-07-06T20:13:16Z

:D
I'm currently in Lincoln at caylie's (CJ) !!!!
Went out last night i got so wasted with caylie, we got some really funny pictures i will put them on facebook when i get home.
When i got up there i had to go into caylie's work its got such a funny name, it's called orgasmic! haha how funny is that. :) anyways back to last night we had some wine before we went out then went straight to the bar of scream and got in cheap beer and alcopops!lol! We were quite drunk befire we got into the club! The tiolets are so cool in the bar in the ladies, inside the cubicle on the door it is covered with my little pony pics and story's etc! It was awesome!
We then got into the club and i vagly remember caylies new man giving me regular shots of zamboki eep no wonder i was so drunk eeeep!
Did meet a proper fitty that me and caylie have a picture with and his mate was awesome although i don't think i have a picture of that! so basically got wasted like really wasted i don't think ive been truely that wasted in the last year! So today me and caylie both woke up feeling drunk acept she wasn't at hers with me so i got really confused as to were i was, she was actually at her boyfriends! she came back and we both felt still drunk at around 10 lol! But poor love had work today and was puking like all day, and she's still there working now :(
so im having an awesome time up here!
x x x x

so up at uni...

2007-05-09T11:08:13Z

hmmmm.!

well

as always there isn't much to do up here but for once im really enjoying being back with everyone even though they all disapear at weekends :)
Ive just had two NASTY horrible exams both on the same day how lame is that! The first paper was shocking, i really could have cryed as there were loads of long words.... i had no idea what they meant! eeeeeeeeeep
However the second paper was a lot nicer on disenfectants and communication shizzle that we got taught!
:( the results haven't come out yet i hope ive passed cos i mean really can anyone be bothered with re-takes! :D

Now back in lectures and its actually getting real interesting as it is to do with anat and phys hura! However i still dnt really understand!

OMG went out with everyone at uni the other week, it was so much fun :D and no i didn't get ill this time yay. Me nat, kerry, claire and gem danced like complete loons :)
I will put up the evidence on here shortly as i haven't got any pictures at th moment darn!

Laters lovers
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hmmm

2007-03-03T09:36:08Z

crazy!
I am in the library at uni on a saturday no less and its only just gone nine!
I think im going mad!
:)

Not much to tell up here really im back in placement at the minute which is ok i suppose. I have to make up a day i had off last time, which i thought wouldn't be that difficult to do. I thought i could come in a couple of saturdays and make up the hours. However the head nurse doesn't want me coming in at the weekends which now means i am going to have to come up to london for one day in my easter....interseting!

Im quite excited :) im going to see clair today who is one of the alright people at uni! Shes in london because she is having piccies taken. I am coming along for morral support as it is a modeling agency, and who knows if i slap enough makeup on they might think im pretty enough too :)
OMG even more exciting i am going to see the fratellis tomorrow night which i think is going to be awesome, however i still have to go to work on monday which isn't so great!

I will prob post on here when i have seen the fratellis!
Lovage

Jo
xxx

back to work...

2007-02-19T21:51:04Z

WOW
Back in placement again, which admittably i don't really mind!
I had quite a good day really i got to do a lot of restraining which is good because i need the practice :p
Although i did finsh the day stinking of piss, what can i say the jobs oh so glamorous!
however dun dun dunnnnnn
OMG the practice manager julie is being a bitch again, i need to make up 1 day i had off and I, Me offered to come in some saturdays as i need to make it up, otherwise il fail my degree! She has a problem with it and gave some shit excuse about insurance, so im going to get in trouble because of her GRR!
However go meee i jus typed up like 5 pages of work of stuff i did today go mee. Altough i need to :(
Found out how much % of my portfolio id done only 15% when i need 50% done in about 6 weeks!
Yep guess who doesn't have time to have a life at the moment me
joys

xxxxxx

stomach

2007-02-04T10:04:13Z

hmmmm...
I really don't understand what is going on with my tummy at the moment it seems to be ruining everything. Last night i was going out with everyone from uni :) yay.
I was having a wicked night however my stomach really started hurting like on christmas eve... but worse.
I couldn't stand up properly as it hurt too much, liam was really worried and ended up calling an ambulance which panicked me even more eep. But the woman was really nice, the pain wasn't agonising, so I said i would go back to uni and she said i could take some paracetamol. So we went up to the taxi rank and then everyone decided they were going to come back. Which inevatably made me feel really bad like i ruined there evening. All my so called mates had to say was no offence but why didn't you go into the ambulance to hospital!!!!!!!!!
They wouldn't of been able to do anything as i had been drinking, and this morning im feeling much much better :)
However liam and the rents are freaking out so i have to go to the doctors as they think i might be allergic to alchol :(
im confuslled i tell you!
xxx

2007 so far..

2007-01-12T16:50:37Z

2007 is really weird saying it!

- Started off wasted at marks :D Wicked evening although very wasted!
- Kerry still being spiolt and guilt tripping as ever! So much for new years reselutions!
- Liam was a willy and almost broke u with me!!
- Ive been working my ass off in practice yet again.
- Thinking about doing a photograhy course sometime in my life (>.<)
- Got to finally see Nat and Dean again hurah!
- Trying to be healthy - ish by eating lots of fruit - yum yum!
- Watched The Evil Dead forgot how hilarious it is hehehehe...i mean really a tree raping someone really?
- Found out that there is any evil dead 2 which is even funnier than the first one :D
- I still have spots :(
- Currently stuck on the new Zelda the game kicks ass :)
- Actually just done some work for uni weird shit!
- Listening to blondie and thinking of charlies crazy hair!

Toodles!
xXxXxXxXX

P.s. Happy NEW year to one and all!

;)

2006-11-19T16:31:28Z

Omg i am so horny i do not know what is wrong with me!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

:( i am missin my charlie poo like mad and i feel really bad as i do want to see you at the weekend but im like leaving sat morning at 11 :(

Love ya
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1st day of placement

2006-10-23T18:08:46Z

eeepppppp was so so scared this morning but it wa ok!
Infact it was quite fun i had to restrain a yellow pthyon with other people for the vet which isnt something you get to do everyday :)

So hapyier than the last time i wrote in here although i still haven't got my portfolio and all vet nurses do in practice is clean all day long.
aw well

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why does it always happen to me

2006-10-18T15:55:41Z

I just have no idea why im at this stupid fucking uni anymore, iw worked my ass off to be here and everything is shite its the royal vet col yet its organisation skills are zero!!
There are several reasons for this:
- i haven't been given my portfolio yet which is the basis of the course which i need for placement.
- I have only just been told my placement which the lady didnt even know where it is.
- The placement is half an hour car jouney away, good thing i have a fucking car.
- I haven't been given my student handbook which will halp me with my portfolio.
- And to top it off all they had for tea last night was curry!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just fucking shoot me now to get it over with!

:(

Knobby

2006-10-08T09:23:59Z

Yay i have a plant in my room and he is called knob! or Knobby he is awesome and it brightens up my very dull room!
Clair has the same plant exept he is called bender as he is bent tee hee :)

I didnt think id see myself buying a plant but i did and he is awesome :D
here is a pic of lil knob up close and personal...
..

how adorable and he is starting to grow his first lil flowers yay!

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uni

2006-09-27T17:39:01Z

Well im finally here at last!
Most of the people are really nice, but however it is really getting me down in the dunps that some of them don't seem to be bothering with me. I am making an effort to talk to them but it is almost like they don't want to know. I just want ot make friends and have a good time as that is what uni is about.
Im trying not to over react or being silly but when you have come all the way from devon to london it would be nice to feel accepted be ppl!

We has freshers fair today which was pretty lame but it was good fun to look around all the same.
I have made two really good friends up here which is donna and claire! Claire has been lovely and hanging round with me loads which is why mabe the others are being weird towards me?!
aw well it is more there prob, they haven't given me the time of day yet and im not that bad. :)

Im going to a river boat thing in camden tomorrow night which im really looking forward too, as you have to go in cocktail dress! So ive got a dress thank goodness i bought it up with me, but i did buy some new shoes yay!!
OMG the drinks in the student bar are so so cheap! :D
For a double malibu and lemonade it is £2!!!!! yup yup jo is going to get very drunkard

Kisses to all
Jo
xXx

Sniffles

2006-09-18T07:32:11Z

I can't breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is ridiculous i tell you !
I felt a little ill yesterday so i thought it would be ok today but its worse i can't actually breath at all dam coldness!
my mum even put this stuff on my pillow but it didnt work :(

:D i hope you appriate this entry it actually has taken me so long to write my brain has gone all confuddled, like there is a big cloud in there full of germs going hahaha!

This is from sprirted away which is an awesome film i LOVE it :)

...anyways i go to uni like on sunday which sucks because im not sure if it is for me or not umm?! and no way could i talk to my rents because they wouldn't understand as they are paying so much moneys for me to go eeep!
So so long and farewell!

xXxXxXx

:)

2006-08-31T19:00:17Z

hello hello
i have something to get out my system.....

.......And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

haha

im good now :)

Finally back!

2006-07-31T09:56:45Z

OMG i can't believe im finally back in england.... devon even. I know this sounds very crazy but i have missed it since i have been away!

My holiday in cyprus was great, the weather was fab fab fab and it was nice to be away...however it didn't stay nice for long :(
On sunday just before we had to go back i got a really bad ear infection, and by tuesday a day before i had to go back it wasn't any better so i had to stay in the hospital :(
I wouldn't of minded but i had to have a drip put in me and it was horrid as i hate hate HATE needles!
I didn't get allowed out until the friday which really sucked, it was so lonely and i couldn't talk to liam because he was away. And i know its silly but i felt extra lonely as none of my friends seemed to pick up their phones and i only wanted a chat how gay!

But now im back and its great i haven't been so happy to get home im even happy to be going to work this weekend yay!

Toodles
xXx

crap

2006-06-22T09:39:35Z

Why is everything such utter crap at the moment :(
I spent farthers day having to come up to college in a panic to do my work for monday as it thought all assignments had to be in. Handed them in did all the criteria....
....but no that wasn't fucking good enough. It was an assignment for sara but no kirstie are BITCH of a course tutor marked mine really harsh compared to mike and i didnt even get a pass what utter shite. If sarah had marked it i would of passed i met her criteria not kirties ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
which ha now just put more doubt in my mind about going to uni. I had an interview at harper adams and i think it went really shit. Mainly because i can't do the course i want as im not meeting their requirments and also because if i do get accepted i have to do 2 more weeks in a vet practice wank!not only that you have to be stupidly intelligent which im not so the work is going to be sooo hard i dont think i can hope.

Not only that i had a really good friend (male) in tears on the phone this morning. I was at liams and couldn't do anything i didnt know where he was. I hurried into col found him and he wa crying whilst walking as he has fucked his ankle that badly. not only that his gf kicked the living shit out of him last night
I feel like the crapest friend and im so confused........

sleepy!

2006-06-04T08:12:22Z

Well what an excitable half term!
Im very knarkered and have done barely any work from college whoops naughty mee hehe!

I should be feeling really bad at the min as i have cheated on liam but i don't because we only have four weeks together left. Does that make me a bad person?
heeeeeeee my hair is awesome at the min it has gone back to being bright red yay! I just have to get this out my system ....
,,,,BURNING MAN! lol

i watch far to much family guy and american dad hehe.
Aw bless im glad i was home this week me and my sis are actually getting on for the min which is just dam groovey :)
:( i have a temp number at the min which sucks because my phone died on me and i can tell you this being on pay as you go sucks assss!!!!!

:( im being a lamo as i have to go back to college today which does suck as i like being at home just not when my mum is around she is a very annoying wench at times!

XxX
oooh and recently i have found the joys of zelda again what a kick ass game navi is well
cool but sssooooo annoying hehe! But it does rule heehe

scarling and sadness

2006-05-17T17:12:59Z

Omg this weekend has ben soooo cool and its all thanx to charlie and mark :)
...what a misson it was getting up there though, we got a tad lost in bristol (or so we thought) but we were right by the venue hehe!
However the stupid woman on the door asked for ID so we had to wait 15mins no joke before she let us in gayness! finally we got in :)
lol

OMG they were so goood i can't even begin to describe how awesome it was and i bwas so lucky to be with by best friend! There was these creepy guys though that wouldn't leave charlie alone lol! Bummer had to be my fav song of the concert hehe!
I know this image has nothing to do with scarling but i think its cute <3

eeepppp! I feel really bad cos i got really pilled up and got really loving and full on in charlies face! Shes ging to find me proper creepy now and i dont want to be creepy i want to be her best bud that is there for her no matter what :)

:( this week so far has not been good at all. Yesterday it was flo's birthday and she had invited me to the beach with people. Liam was going and promised me he would stay up at college with me. Rang him and surprise surprise hes changed his mind and is going home cos charlie his mate was staying. So i got annoyed and hung up. When i rung back a little later he told me i was fucking rude for hanging up etc and i ned to chill, so he was being a bastard again! Then i went to the party at ladram which is miles to walk from college! I finally get there and i haven't even been there 10mins and liam is shouting at me in a drunken rage.
He really upset me and hurt my feelings because he was so drunk he was saying rally harsh things and being aggresive towards everyone :(
He told me that he couldn't see us having a future together so i told him i couldn't be with him because it wasn't fair. He then disappered for a while and drunk half a bottle of vodka in one! He then wouldn't leave me alone i was in tears as he was shouting and then he was crying it was so strange and scary. He really scared me cos he backed me into a wall and all i could see was his fists cleanching! :( so right now im not a happy bunny cos not only do i think charlie is annoyed i have no idea whats happening with liam
:(

xXx

confusion

2006-05-04T18:13:51Z

:( im a tad confusled atm...

...i talked to harry the other day and aparently jimmy said he would be expecting a phone call from him. NOw the only possible reason i can think of is that jimmy knows i talk to harry. But what jimmy told me was private so i said nothing so basically i don't undcerstand why he is still being a wanker :(

also i made the mistake of asking liam if when he said he loved me a while back, if he meant it or it was a mistake. His reply was he unsure...

...god im so confused i give up with men
lol

<3
xXx

Weekend

2006-05-02T11:32:19Z

What a weekend i have just had i couldn't of been more wasted if i tryed lol! If i wasn't wasted i was quite spun out hehe naughty me :)

When around jack and matts on saturday night was quite pissed off as we were supposed to be going out in bide :( ...but no matt clicked his fingers and we stayed was quite a good night :)
Twas all good as there was plenty of smoke and alcohol hehe which means i got incrediably wasted far to quickly lol! WE played this game called... mind blank i cant remeber i think it was inforcer. Basically the ace of spadesis the inforcer:

Liam was the enforcer and lets say everyone was drinking hell of a lot hehe. I ended up being quite sick and going to bed ha stupid me! but got awoken to jack shaking liam at three in the morning :( Liam did not wake up it was quite funny hehe! So jack and i were still up six in hte morning having a spliff ha wel good!

An on monday i got to see charlie and went for a walk down at watersmeat it was awesome as we had a mini picknic. Took my mummy to as she would of been home alone bless her!
Anyways thats kinda my weekend in a nutshell and what a weekend it was im soo tired, oh well i soldier on lol
xXx

back at the shit hole that is col!

2006-04-24T09:35:00Z

college is officaily the bigegst pile of wank i dunno why i even bothered to get up this morning!!

:( im sooo tired i went to see liam last night :) was really good to see him and he loved his pressies! but the bugger woke me up at like 5 this morning so now im sooo tired!lol! aw he made me a cd and these are the tracks:
- Jack johnson: Do you remember
- Green Day: Church on sunday
- Placebo: Bitter end
- Lostprophets: Last train home
- The Darkness: Love is only a feeling
- Blur: Song 2
- Kings of Leon: The bucket
- Lou Reed: Perfect day
- Jet: Are you going to be my girl
- Muse: Thoughts of dying atheist
- Guns n' Roses: November rain
- Wheezer: Say it ain't so
- Less than Jake: The science of selling yourself short
- Ash: Shining light
- The bloodhound gang: Hell yeah
Bless him was well cute of him and omg he got me a fan with flashing lights on how cool :)

...anyways back to college sucking i dunno why i even bothered coming in this morning! Fir the first lecture the lecturer didn't even bother showing up! This afternoon we have buisness and she hasn't marked mine yet so ther is nothing to do arghhhhhhhh!!!
GAYness is all i have to say on the matter, ooh i have the joys of college lunch aswell aint i lucky! :)
xXx

heeeee :)

2006-04-21T16:38:49Z

Yay im so excited!!!!
Its finally the weekend which means i see liam in two days! I do miss him, hes such a sweetie and i can't wait for my friends down here to meet him! Im sure they will all love him! OMG dont you just hate watching t.v. and its all couples and ur all alone :(
...However haha i will see him sunday evening and i can't wait he even got me a pressie what a cutie <3 and made me a random cd!! :)

I have to get this off my chest... GIRL BOXERS rule hehe! They are so comfy ive been wearing them all day, no wedges nothing, so girlies i suggest u invest in a pair.... or just by boxers hehe!

ooooh im sooooo excited im going to go see scarling with charlie! Ive been thinking bout it all day and its going to be awesome i can't wait!! eeeppppp! I will have to make myself look fab so i look good like charlie bless her hehe!
OMG jus tryed to find a scarling pic and look what i found its sooo cute...

Isn't it the cutest?

...byes!
xXx

confusion?

2006-04-20T16:59:29Z

Men i really don't understand them one bit they are so weird! Ha it was well funny tom is such a shit stirrer you wouldn't believe! He went and told jim that apperently harry fancys me which is ridiculous!! Hes such a willy head you wouldn't beleive lol!

oooh....and get this jimmy doesn't want to talk to me cos im an irritating ex apperently and i haven't done anything but be nice to him! Un Belivable!
so as you can tell men are all weirdos ha!!!

Xxx

:(

2006-04-19T11:19:36Z

well we just go the new cat and he attacked meeeeeeeeeee!

A word to the wise...
...never stroke male cats my their tales they don't like it! eep my hands :(

xXx

:)

2006-04-19T09:10:10Z

Well howdy one and all... :)
OMG i have decided that i need to buy the Kooks album as they have grown on me quite a lot and i can't get the dam song out of my head!

oooh in the life of Jo at the min it is quite exciting as we are going to look at a new cat today! Yes i know we already have a cat bless the little bugger but we want another one to keep him company hehe! Aparently hes ginger though ha!
Well i will let you know how it goes tata.
xXx

candy_o_kisses @ 2006-04-18T14:38:00

2006-04-18T13:39:07Z

groooooooooooooooooooove <3